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Funny Facebook Status Updates : Work

Below is a collection of funny dedicated to the subject of work. If you are looking for something funny to say on facebook about your job, career, or the , this is the right category for you!

  • Job security: calling my boss and posing as a problematic customer so he’ll realize he still needs me while I’m on vacation.
  • Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?
  • Conway’s Law: In any organization there will always be one person who knows what is going on – This person must be fired.
  • Every day I get up and look through the of the . If I’m not there, I go to work.
  • Business conventions are important because they demonstrate how many people a company can operate without.
  • The world is divided into people who do things–and people who get the credit.
  • People are always available for work in the past tense.
  • If hard work were such a , surely the rich would have kept it all to themselves.
  • Work is the curse of the drinking classes.
  • Early to bed and early to rise probably indicates unskilled labor
  • I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks.
  • This isn’t an office. It’s Hell with fluorescent lighting.
  • Errors have been made. Others will be blamed.
  • Well, this day was a total waste of makeup.
  • A woman’s favorite position is CEO.
  • A cubicle is just a without a door.
  • Stress is when you wake up screaming and you realize you haven’t fallen asleep yet.
  • How do I set a to stun?
  • The reason why worry kills more people than work is that more people worry than work.
  • I like work: it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours.
  • The beatings will continue until morale improves.
  • I used up all my sick days, so I’m calling in dead.
  • The difference between the Pope and your boss: The Pope only expects you to kiss his ring.
  • Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether.
  • Never quit until you have another job.
  • Work: It isn’t just for sleeping anymore.
  • There are two kinds of people in life: people who like their jobs, and people who don’t work here anymore
  • Pride, commitment, teamwork – words we use to get you to work for free.
  • If at you don’t succeed – try management.
  • Rome did not create a great empire by having meetings – they did it by killing all those who opposed them.
  • Hang in there: Retirement is only 30 years away!
  • Go the extra mile–It makes your boss look like an incompetent slacker.
  • The light at the end of the tunnel has been turned off due to budget cuts.
  • If you do a good job and work hard, you may get a job – with a better company someday.
  • A person who smiles in the face of adversity probably has a scapegoat.
  • Sure, you may not like working here, but we pay your rent.
  • A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work station…

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